Yeet these nards into the sun!

A list of dumb things I think about doing with my testicles as a transgender woman.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled social commentary and Serious Discussion About Trans Equality to discuss something fundamentally silly: what to do with my testes after my orchiectomy.

Photo by the author. “Henry Hoke’s Load of Balls”, as seen in: http://www.australianapublications.org.au/store/p63/The_Lost_Tools_of_Henry_Hoke_-_The_Thwarted_Genius_of_Australia%27s_Greatest_Unknown_Inventor.___A_Speculative_History_by_Mark_Thompson..html