“White Pride” is Weaponized Impotence

Actual pride is something to reserve for actual accomplishments

Blonde young me, about age three

The light-skinned offspring of German immigrants, I have photographs of young me with blonde hair to prove it, like the one of my sister and I that you see above these words. Despite this, I have never experienced the faintest morsel of “white pride,” ever, for the merest millisecond. Whenever…