I Have Proof That the Government Isn’t Tracking You Via Vaccine

Please shut up with this ridiculous conspiracy theory

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Listen up, conspiracy readers, believers, and enthusiasts. You’ve been spending too much time on 4Chan and Reddit to the point where you’ve gone off the deep end, drank too much Kool-Aid, and now believe that the government is using COVID-19 vaccines to track your…